The spawning of umbrellataste
This conversation takes place immediately after the spawning of fifth Aristocrat, umbrellataste, with Placard, Happyzette, Amelia and out_7 being the only four Aristocrats. He spawned in whilst Happyzette was smacking down a tree with her bare hands.
umbrellataste: Eugh.. What are you doing?
Happyzette: Trying to bring this tree down. What do you want?
umbrellataste: Nothing.. You're slapping it with your bare hands? Don't you have tools for that?
Happyzette: Yes, but Amelia took the only axe we crafted so she could use it as a microphone for her sheep audience.
umbrellataste: What?
Happyzette: Stop asking so many questions, I have things to do.
A couple of days pass, umbrellataste provides helpful criticisms that help make daily life more efficient
out_7: Wow, umbrellataste, you're a real genius for coming up with the idea to produce MORE than one axe! Seriously, props.
umbrellataste: Uh, right. Thank you.
out_7: You wanna.. become a leader, like us? You could act like a guide, providing insights on how we could lead the country better.
umbrellataste: Hm. Sure, I'd be interested in doing that.