The spawning of rexbob

This conversation takes place immediately after the spawning of sixth and final Aristocrat, rexbob, with Placard, Happyzette, Amelia, out_7 and umbrellataste being the only four Aristocrats. They spawned in on the ground, seemingly lifeless.

Placard: Uh.. Guys? I think I found a body. Happyzette: It's breathing, you dingus. Don't you see its chest compressing? out_7: It's kind of creepy. Why are its eyes all glowing? Happyzette: Stop judging it, you don't get to say anything when all you do is wear stupid polos all day. That's what I call creepy. rexbob: Hello. Placard: Eugh. Hello. rexbob: Sorry, I was feeling a little tired. How are you? Placard: Good. Want to join our settlement as a leader? We could use another person. You can be bookkeeper! rexbob: I'll think about it. Placard: You're bookkeeper.